Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Thursday Thirteen - 175 - 13 Things My Sister Will Say to Her New Husband on Their Wedding Night

At my sister's second bridal shower a few weeks ago, she had no idea that her fiance's cousin was diligently writing down everything she was saying as she opened her gifts.

This also happened to me at one of my showers. Freakin' riot!

The fun begins when all of the comments suddenly stop being about the shower gifts, and transform into:

What Michelle will say to Newt on their wedding night














1 - Oh wow! Oh - let's see what it looks like!

2 - Oh my! It's the famous Magic Bullet.

3 - 15 inch diameter. 3-in-one. That's wicked. Thank you.

4 - Do not pierce skin.

5 - Ooops!

6 - How very original - Ha! Ha! Ha! - don't give me any ideas!

7 - Like that - that's great - oh my God - there's more back there!

8 - I'm trying to open as quick as I can.

9 - Oh, is it stuck? Is it stuck? I thought it was stuck.

10 - Oh! Is it? Oh - ooo! Oh my!

11 - Look at this - it's 3-D.

12 - Both of them? Ah ha ha ha ha!

13 - I wonder if anyone else has ever gotten this?

19 comments:

Janet said...

Ha - fabulous :) Love it, thanks for sharing, Julia! Have a wonderful time this weekend - I will pray to the weather gods that the sun shines for Michelle and Newt's special day!

Julianne MacLean said...

Hilarious! And the giant zuchini adds a nice touch, I think.

Pamela said...

You really have to be careful what you say at a shower - bridal or baby! It will come back to haunt you...and provide endless laughs. Great post!

Akelamalu said...

LOL what a riot!

Brenda ND said...

LOL. What a creative post. I wish you, your sister and her new husband all the best.

colleen said...

Funny! Did she get a zucchini thrown in there for effect?

i beati said...

hilarious !! sandy

Naquillity said...

this had me LOL. all of her sayings fit so well to what she'd say to Newt. well done. have a great day.

Grandmother Wren said...

Very cute -
a fun shower idea.
Wishing the best to your sister and her husband.

Anne MacFarlane said...

What a great idea! Hilarious. Hope the bride and groom have a wonderful ceremony and a happy life together

Wouldn't it be fabulous if we could bottle all the love and best wishes surrounding a wedding? Taking pictures is the next best thing - so take lots so you can share them with us.

Nikita Banerjee said...

This is so funny! How did the bride to be react? Thanks for sharing. And to think of it...I am going to have a bridal shower in the near future!

I am Harriet said...

That's too funny!

Have a great Thursday!
http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/09/are-you-craving-jelly-beans-right-now/

Mama Zen said...

That is hilarious!

Adelle Laudan said...

What fun! lol Happy T13~

sherilee said...

Pretty funny! I will have to remember that at the next wedding shower I go to!

Happy TT!

xakara said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Happy TT :)

~Xakara

M. said...

They did that to me at my shower, too, and my embarassment has mercifully blocked all memory of the comments made all those years ago...
They are a very cute and happy looking couple. All the best.

Nithin R S said...

lol 13 things... well all the best for her marital life :)

Americanising Desi said...

hahahahah fab fab!

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